Hawke Round Robin Legacy Gen 1.1
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Jun. 28th, 2011 | 04:21 pm
location: The Closet under the stairs
music: The Nigel Thornberry remix of "Bye Bye Bye"
posted by: sparky_fusebox in hawke_legacy
Last time you all saw Diana she was pining for Larry the Punk Rock king's affections, spying on neighbours and living what can only be described as a Green Box on stilts.
I think she may have been also rejected for leaping cuddles a few times. After Larry made it very clear that he was feeling grumpy and disorderly. I said goodbye to him. The next day however he kept ringing her doorbell whilst she was at work.
Then he starting calling and according to the movie and book "he's just not that into you" that means we are in relationship town: population Diana Hawke. So I had Diana invite him over.
"Ughhh! Must I make out with him?!"
Yes...yes you do. Take one for the god damn Justice league woman!
Ok weird looking sleazy Townie, I don't know who you are or why you are on my doorstep, but steal my Sim City Times and I will get you god dammit!
They did this by themselves. If I wrote sims stories this would be perfect.
woohooing never commenced, but best friend-ness did! i asked Larry to move in, he did.
Larry has a bronze gardening badge, is an obituary writer (there has to be a Misfits joke to be made there), and is a family sim. he enjoys fiesty redheads and one other thing that I cannot remeber. He wants to marry off 6 bouncing babies. Which heck, I just might do.
here, have some patty flippin' Larry. Yes the Batman shirt is intentional ;P
He wanted a vegetable garden, so I indulged (seriously gardening is one of my favourite sim things).
Commence baby making....NOW!
Couch Olympics! I present to thee the High Jump!
STOP! baby Time!
I got them married that morning, I hear that whole "baby out of wed-lock" thing is fowned upon by some prudish societies.
I break legacy tradition and have them engaged, fully clothed in the vegie patch. Because I'm a total rebel like that.
Not to mention married.
Say what you will about Eaxis, but shit they know how to make cute bed interactions.
Larry made the mistake in using the Telescope during the day to spy on gabriel. This time he didn't lecture the lawn though. He just shoved Larry instead.
"dude, we totally, like, got engaged in these outfits"
this picture relating to my life is scarily accurate, although I've never been a sprog vessel.
Pop Goes Diana
Saving plants from the forces of weeds.
Larry wanted a promotion so he's getting his art on. Writing Obituaries must be a bitch...uary.
"I'm coming, I'm coming..."
"it's a baby"
Good one Diana.
Meet Damian Hawke, named after the current Robin, Damian Wayne whom is Batman and Talia Al Ghul's son. He is my favourite Robin purely because he is both awesome and a complete ass.
He has grey eyes and black hair. This is too perfect.
Larry didn't want a baby despite being a family sim and wanting six children married. he did want however a car. So I built him a garage or to use the blokey Australian term *ahem* "Man Shed".
He is a good dad though, does everything by himself. This is Damian's satisfied bottle face. He doesn't stop making it and I find that mildly amusing.
Check out some sweet nanny action. She was horrid. she fed him twice, left stinky chips on the counter, bottles all over the ground, the bathroom dirty, AND that bitch stole from my money tree >:(
Because Gabriel suffered a violent dishwasher accident infront of his pregnant wife Smanatha the good witch. He no longer comes around for lawn yelling anymore. Now the neighbourhood lawn berater is Geoff whatshisname.
He tried to lecture Diana, but just eneded up grinning stupidly.
"Fuck you, I AM the Justice League bitch!"
Dawh! He's so cute :3
And on that note, I bid you adieu.